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Space Alien Test
Kit Fun for the whole family, the Space Alien Test Kit combines space
fantasy with cool, real science. Alien test game pieces, education
about science, strategy and lots of player interaction combine to
create our planet's greatest new Sci-fi, education and science game!
Choose your favorite space alien. Detect and uncover all of the space
aliens in your life (yes, your brother really is from outer space)
and send them packing to the closest space alien wormhole.
Stellar Defender's Space Alien Test Kit has tremendous appeal to families,
schools and office workers. It is a fun and educational way to teach
children about science and humor. Boys and girls are able to test
their friends to see if they are space aliens, and parents are able
to hold exciting game nights around the kitchen table while their
family applies the unique alien tattoos, administers pH tests, defect
magnification and magnetic field tests to find out what type of space
alien their sibling or Dad is. Call the 800 number Space Control Central
when you detect alien signs in your family member, co-worker or boss.
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it's a great way to learn about pH testing, light magnification, light
prisms and diagrams of eye, ear, and human mouth parts and the science
behind alkalinity and acidity. The tattoos that come with the game
and are applied depending on which type of alien your friend, co-worker,
brother, sister, or father is, are super easy to put on someone and
very easy to wash off. The instruction booklet is full of information
about the 5 most prominent space aliens, with a good portion of the
Instruction manual devoted to the science application of the game
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Contents and Specifications of the Space Alien Test Kit are:
- Space Alien
Paper test
- Space Alien
Tattoos to be placed on discovered space aliens
- Space Alien
Saliva and Fluids Dish to be used to test suspected Space Aliens
- Space Alien
defect magnification tool for eye, ear and mouth defect checks;
Scientific diagrams of eye, ear canal and mouth to pinpoint Space
Alien shape-shift defects
- Definition
of a 3-finger Moon Booger and other alien methods of distraction
- Educational
content on pH and litmus testing, acidity and alkalinity readings
of food groups and what this means to good health
- Histories
of the five most prominent Space Aliens living on earth; KOOR,
HHOOZI, SKORJ, GLISTN, and MAASH-U-GANAH's
- Directions
to the nearest Space Alien wormhole exits
- 8 Game Pieces,
16 Page Instruction Manual
- 2 or more
players
- Box Size:
10.5" x 7.5" x 1.5"
- Weight:
12.2 ounces
- MSRP: $24.95
- Recommended
for ages 8 to adult
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Alien
Identification
Some Handy Methods Of Alien Identification
Sure cases of aliens:
1) If you see
someone taking off his skin and revealing a coating
of scales.
2) If someone is eating living mice, rats, cats, dogs, horses,
elephants, humans and cars.
3) UFOs have landed and something has emerged from it.
Almost
sure cases of aliens:
1) If someone
changes his/her appearance very fast.
(For example, in a phonebooth.)
2) Someone "loses" his/her pet animals daily/weekly.
3) Man/woman with three or more hands or/and legs.
4) Things that make intelligent sounds when touched.
Maybe
a case of aliens:
1) Someone
leaves slimy blotch in his/her bed at night.
2) His/her skin is red, green or blue.
3) Someone does not look like a normal human.
4) A person claims to be from outer space.
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Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human -- but
you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, say experts.
They listed 10 signs to watch for:
- Odd or mismatched clothes. "Often space aliens don't fully
understand the different styles, so they wear combinations that
are in bad taste, such as checked pants with a striped shirt or
a tuxedo jacket with blue jeans or sneakers," noted Brad
Steiger, a renowned UFO investigator and author.
- Strange diet or unusual eating habits. Space aliens might eat
French fries with a spoon or gobble down large amounts of pills,
the experts say.
- Bizarre sense of humor. Space aliens who don't understand earthly
humor may laugh during a serious company training film or tell
jokes that no one understands, said Steiger.
- Takes frequent sick days. A space alien might need extra time
off to "rejuvenate its energy," said Dr. Thomas Easton,
a theoretical biologist and futurist.
- Keeps a written or tape recorded diary. "Aliens are constantly
gathering information," said Steiger.
- Misuses everyday items. "A space alien may use correction
fluid to paint its nails," said Steiger.
- Constant questioning about customs of co-workers. Space aliens
who are trying to learn about earth culture might ask questions
that seem stupid, Easton said. "For example, a co-worker
may ask why so many Americans picnic on the Fourth of July,"
noted Steiger.
- Secretive about personal lifestyle and home. "An alien
won't discuss domestic details or talk about what it does at night
or on weekends," said Steiger.
- Frequently talks to himself. "An alien may not be used
to speaking as we do, so it may practice speaking," Steiger
noted.
- Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near certain
high-tech hardware. "An alien may experience a mood change
when a microwave oven is turned on," said Steiger. The experts
pointed out that a co-worker would have to display most if not
all of these traits before you can positively identify him as
a space alien.
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